Ode to Data Centres (Vogon Poem)

August 10, 2012

Data Centre

See, see the efficient sky
Marvel at its big scalable depths.
Tell me, Genny do you
Wonder why the structured cabling ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel floortiled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your adiabatic facial growth
That looks like
A cold aisle containment.
What’s more, it knows
Your bus-bar potting shed
Smells of power buttons.
Everything under the big efficient sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm UPSs.

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About Venessa Moffat

Marketing, Strategy and Growth Hacking specialist, with 20 years' experience in the Data Centre industry. Driven by data and analytics, Venessa uses lean startup techniques and intelligent feedback loops to maximise the learning, adaptation and growth opportunity. Obsessed with growth, her approach is both creative, but also leverages in-depth technical knowledge and experience for maximum value creation and excellent customer experience.

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